#President alien news old full#

But say this for the automatic budget cuts: They may have prevented Obama from falling into the clutches of an intergalactic conspiracy - that is, if the president wasn't in on it from the start. The White House didn't clarify if its reptilian Secret Service agents are subject to the furloughs without pay affecting federal employees. They've gotten a raw deal through the sequester. And the article concludes with this deadpan paragraph:īut still: alien guards. Wired was asking the White House about shape-shifting aliens guarding the president, after all. In the context of the Wired story, that response was not so much a lack of denial as an unserious response to an unserious question. I can't confirm the claims made in this video, but any alleged program to guard the president with aliens or robots would likely have to be scaled back or eliminated in the sequester, I'd refer you to the Secret Service or Area 51 for more details.

The story contains a tongue-in-cheek quote from Caitlin Hayden, spokeswoman for the National Security Council, in which she refers to Obama-era budget cuts referred to as sequestration: This claim is based on a screenshot of a March 2013 story published by technology news site Wired. In the Instagram video, the host claims that the government 'didn't deny anything' about the claim that a reptilian was guarding Obama during his 2013 AIPAC speech.

#President alien news old full#

It raises such obvious questions as: If the government was trying to hide its reptilian agents, why put one in a highly visible position at a televised event? If reptilians are capable of shape-shifting to look like humans, why not just shape-shift into something less obvious, like a table or chair? Do shape-shifting reptilians get full pay and benefits as government employees? Is It True the Government 'Didn't Deny' Its Reptilian Employee? government hid a reptilian man in plain sight but also tried to hide that it did so- is of course contradictory and relies on a well-worn conspiracy theory about shape-shifting lizard people. 'This was the day that the government was caught with a reptilian Secret Service agent in HD and they didn't deny anything,' the video's host intones.īut the video and underlying conspiracy theory - that the U.S.